kanayafacts:

yd12k:

alexander-the-spooky:

moirails-for-life-yo:

justanundeadowl:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“Strider fuck off, and by fuck off I mean fuck off right back over here you insufferable prick.”

“i’m 13 u egg”

“Well shit. That’s a hell of a mystery. No one thought was a mystery. And didn’t even really need solving. But damn if it didn’t just get solved. So nice work.”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

“Does this worry you? Is there a part of you left that’s able to worry?”
“Yes. It has been mysteriously localized to my middle finger. Could the dark magics be at work AGAIN?!”