anarchetypal:

i feel like at some point the fake ah crew is going to get bored with heists for large sums of money. at some point, they’re going to be so rich that a 50k heist is barely a drop in the bucket.

and maybe the logical progression here is to heist for expensive artwork, or priceless jewels, or something along that vein, but.

i kind of like the idea that they set up elaborate heists just to fuck around.

like “we need to BREAK INTO THE POLICE STATION…to steal officer sorola’s stapler from his desk again because he gets so pissed and it’s hilarious.” 

“we’re going to INFILTRATE THE HIGH-SECURITY BANK…to draw dicks on as many pre-circulated dollars as possible.”

“here’s the final plan for SNEAKING INTO THE WAREHOUSE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS KINGPIN IN LOS SANTOS…so we can wallpaper the place with beyoncé posters.”