aries: lets snap all my bones like they did in that anime
taurus: do you think elmo would be a sexy human
gemini: frederick will you punch me really hard in the face so i pass out
cancer: shut the fuck out
leo: i cant feel my ass
virgo: i heard the janitor is a murderer
libra: zayn malik and i dont know the names of the other 3 white guys
scorpio: my dog bit me while i was watching sword art online
sagittarius: theres a condom in the crayon box
capricorn: it was used
aquarius: i like squatting on the teachers desk
pisces: elmo is not sexy shut the fuck up
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