the kids & how they feel about minions

John: thinks theyre p weird but is not above the occasional minion. neutral overall
Jade: thinks minions are unironically adorable. thinks minion memes are hilarious
Dave: absolutely despises minions w/ every fiber of his being
Rose: buys a minion plush, names it & sews outfits for it. no one knows if shes joking
Jane: thought they were kind of cute at first but is now over them & kind of pissed they exist
Jake: pretends to love minions bc he thinks theyre cute but is secretly unnerved by them
Roxy: loves minions ironically & thinks they are great for the meme aspect alone
Dirk: drenches himself in minion merch. has a minion poster on his wall he kisses