THE SIGNS IN ONE WORD

Aries: Everytime I see this I’m lovely I’m not lovely fuck you I am the embodiment of evil and will reclaim the throne of hell and reap the souls of the damned
Taurus: gun
Gemini: DEATH TO THE HUMANS
Cancer: if there were two astronauts on the moon, and one astronaut killed the other one with a moon-rock or something, would that be fucked up or what
Leo: everytime i see this it’s fucking different stop fucking changing it you little fucks
Virgo: who the fuck edited this post and made virgo the annoying one when everyone else is so precious and pretty? fuck you
Libra: You’re walking in the woods, there’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him… Shia LaBeouf. He’s following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, He’s gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf. You’re looking for you car but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now, and you can see there’s blood on his face. My God, there’s blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeo
Scorpio: okay but the OP literally just says “Evil” for all twelve signs also hi mum im on the internets
Sagittarius: JOHN C E N A
Capricorn: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shitGoddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG
Aquarius: the dark man took my son
Pisces: john madden john madden john madden john madden