birdsofash:

imagine for a moment that the fake ah crew has a huge fucking heist that they have been planning for months

• everything is planned out to the last detail
• there’s kidnapping and torture feat. ryan and ray
• they have a shit ton of explosives
• a cargobob
• boats
• (”no fucking bikes, Geoff, it never fucking ends well. I refuse to get on another bike during a heist”)
• gavin’s put the security cameras on a loop
• weapons are ready and fully loaded
• parachutes are on
• their masks are awesome
• they have a plan b
• a plan c
• a plan g
• and a plan “fuck you, if we’re going down, we’re taking you fuckers with us”
• fucking everything, it’s going to be the heist of the century
• and then
• five minutes before the heist takes off
• ryan gets the hiccups