shittyaus:

random aus to consider though:

• we pulled an all nighter trying to play monopoly and i think i may have confessed some weird shit

• i got so emotional during that movie that i didn’t notice i was gripping your hand i’m so sorry

• your the lead in the play and im just the person painting the backdrops but role is hilarious and i have to stop myself from watching and laughing at you

• this is some fifteen hour flight to goddamn australia and there is a very cute flight attendant on this plane

• we’re in an orchestra and you’re a strings whilst i play brass and i think we both take our rivalries too seriously

• we’re the leading actors in a play/movie/show and during my performance i accidentally punched you in the face and i really hope i didnt wreck that gorgeous face of yours

• we’re in a class and i sit behind and all you ever do during the lessons is watch cat videos and youtube and it’s extremely distracting