the daily enemies of the signs

aries: doors that you think are push doors but are actually pull
taurus: the endless online TV buffering
gemini: when your phone randomly loses connection
cancer: trying to add something to a conversation to only be talked over
leo: when your phone randomly shuts off for no reason
virgo: tangled headphones!!!
libra: adverts on the radio that never seem to end
scorpio: having people in front of you in line who only pay in change
sagittarius: people who drive 20mph under the speed limit
capricorn: trying to buy a coffee and they give you decaf
aquarius: telemarketers
pisces: bumps on the pavement that you don’t see and trip over