geoff:
- “hold my beer.”
- “which one of you fuckers is playing ‘another one bites the dust’ while i bleed out again?!”
- “you’re all fucking fired.”
jack:
- “you assholes are going to get me killed again, aren’t you.”
- “i’m assuming the person who forgot to fuel the cargobob is the same person who forgot to pack parachutes.”
- “everybody has five seconds to buckle up. gavin just bet me ten thousand dollars that i can’t do a barrel roll in a titan.”
michael:
- “oh yeah? you just fucking watch me eat thirty ghost peppers in five minutes.”
- “gavin, what kind of fucking rescue mission is this?! you shot me in the goddamn chest! i don’t care if it was an accident!”
- “i mean, yeah, you have a point, but this is gonna be the coolest fucking vine ever.”
ray:
- “oooh, look at this scary guy. what are you gonna do, shoot me?“
- “no, i can totally make that jump, watch.”
- “oh, hey, ryan’s waking up. dude, do you think he’s gonna be pissed i accidentally shot him during the heist? whoa, wait, ryan, i’m gonna need you to start channeling waffle-o, c’mon, happy waffle-o thoughts—”
gavin:
- “ryan, i bet you five thousand dollars you can’t kill all those police officers with this grenade without killing us, too.”
- “what? bollocks. you can’t shoot me from there.”
- “right, so you get me up high enough, and then i’ll jump out of the plane and land at an angle and then i can run down mount chiliad.”
ryan:
- [sarcastically imitating] “drop your weapon or we’ll shoot!”
- “ray. ray? ray, look. i’m the ghost rider!”
- “yikes.”
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