- Probably a collective shared fever dream historians will write portfolios on in the future
- So much NBC/Universal product placement you’ll be shitting Comcast for a week
- So many fucking minions ads in between dear lord
- Why are so many talented people in this
- Golden chainsaw and dual bladed chainsaw
- Suprisingly well-done title sequence
- Somebody gave these assholes clearance to shoot in DC
- SOMEBODY GAVE THESE ASSHOLES CLEARANCE TO SHOOT IN DC
- Sharknados are now widely accepted as a new type of natural disaster and the public just kind of rolls with it
- Wall of East Coast Sharknados
- It is implied Sharknado sharks are a different species of sharks that thrive in the air
- Nova is back I guess
- Shark uses a roller coaster loop to propel themselves towards an employee and devours him on the tracks
- Seriously I am not joking there is literally so much Universal shit in this thing
- Climax takes place at NASA/in space
- Dad sacrifices himself so they can shoot heat missiles at the sharknado wall
- Force of the missiles propels the sharks up into space, still alive and thrashing
- Sharks break into shuttle and Fin kills them with a laser chainsaw
- Fin uses the hollow carcass of a shark to parachute back to earth
- Laura gives birth in a dead shark
- There is baby imagery as she pulls herself out of the shark’s new side-hole/vagina gouge all bloody n shit
- They salute dad-man on the moon. There are also dead sharks on the moon with him.
- Cliffhanger ending as piece of shrapnel hurtles towards Laura
- We get to decide if she lives or dies
- Sharknado 4 is coming
- Be ready and be concerned
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