Vodka and Condoms: a Theatre Necessity

titillatingtubist:

thatlesbianthespian:

fuck-cue-to-cues:

searchingformyperson:

thatlesbianthespian:

The delivery guy for the children’s theater I work at probably thinks we’re crazy.

At the top of the month we buy a 6 pack of vodka (to spray costumes) and a 500 pack of condoms (for mic packs).

Mm. Yes. Vodka and condoms makes children’s theatre go round.

Wait, I’ve never heard of using Vodka for costumes. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

if you mix vodka and water in a spray bottle and spray the costumes it FUCKIN KILLS the bacteria that make them smell bad

which is super cool

it makes the costume smell like vodka for like 2 minutes, then no more b.o

also psa DON’T SPRAY COSTUMES WITH FEBREEZE i know it’s a quick de-smellifier but over time it leaves a super sticky and disgusting residue 

PREECH. techies against febrezing 2k15.

Holy cow I never knew about the vodka thing, but it makes so much sense and I love it!