flightyfinch:

flightyfinch:

flightyfinch:

me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before

my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship

me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release

me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc