aries: Sherlock, Subtext, and My Ultra-Conservative Baby-Boomer Dad
taurus: the queer whisperer
gemini: “im going to try that on my husband”
cancer: So A Brony Tried Hitting On Me In A Coffee Shop Today
leo: “i just sent my honors teacher a pic of jonghyun shirtless by mistake!”
virgo: “so when’s our date”
libra: Down With Cis
scorpio: SEE ME
saggitarius: my friend had jury duty today
capricorn: “dude this is so gay”
aquarius: “damn i would tap that ass so bad”
pisces: SUCK MY ASS