Aries – this $31,959 cape
Taurus – a €2,785 rainbow dress that will give you brain damage
Gemini – this $4,150 black dress. (literally… just a black dress)
Cancer – a $695 scarf that looks like you bought it at a thrift shop
Leo – this ugly $12,935 coat
Virgo – this £2,050 cape thing
Libra – leather leggings, just $2,130
Scorpio – whatever this $12,790 thing is
Sagittarius – this blue €7,765 shirt
Capricorn – a brown bag. which costs… £5,677
Aquarius – this very colorful neon dress that looks like it’s made for 8 year olds, it just costs €2,265
Pisces – this €2,675 black jacket which looks 3 years old