susiephone:

ok so we’ve all seen that post about how the avengers would react to a creeper hitting on a girl in a bar

but imagine how the harry potter characters would react

• harry would quickly slide in, using his “boy who lived famous 5ever” status to distract the creep, giving the girl a chance to slip away
• ron would just walk up and be like “oi what the hell is your problem” because fuck it he was no tact
• hermione would either calmly tell the guy to leave and invite the girl to sit with her or go BALLISTIC and hex him depending on her mood
• ginny would just hex him
• luna would start talking about nargles or some shit and scare the guy off
• neville would approach the guy, a bit nervous, and politely but firmly tell him to back off
• dean and seamus would start making out to make the guy uncomfortable and make him go away
• so would james and sirius, i guarantee it
• lily would OWN that motherfucker verbally and we all know it
• hagrid would just loom over the guy and just glare until he left
• mcgonagall would turn into a cat and yowl in his face really loudly
• remus would tell him to leave and if that didn’t work, after three warnings, he’d step aside so lily could hex him
• fleur would distract the guy, get him to hit on her instead, and then slam that motherfucker’s forehead into the table while bill cheered in the background
• bill would start hitting on the guy in an equally creepy fashion
• mclaggen… was probably the guy tbh