jakemorph:

imagine if homestucks acted like those really really stereotypical superwholocks.

“homestuck fucking sucks”

eXCUSE YOU. WE KNOW HOW TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND CREATE YOUR PARENTS. WE HAVE FULL CONTROL OVER YOU AND COULD ERASE YOU FROM TIME AT ANY MOMENT. WE KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THE WINDS, TO PREDICT THE FUTURE, TO SHRINK PLANETS TO MERE MARBLES

“haha *pushes these nerds into a locker*”

*STABS THE LOCKER THROUGH THE TORSO* *SLASHES OUT ONE OF THE LOCKER’S EYES* *TURNS THE LOCKER INTO A GHOST* WE ARE HOMESTUCK AND WE WILL NOT BE CRUSHED

“everyone is banned from tumblr”

NOT EVERYONE. ONLY THE UNWORTHY ARE BANNED.

SOLLUX WILL HACK INTO THE MAINFRAME AND KEEP ALL THOSE WHO ARE DEEMED WORTHY.

ARADIA WILL TAKE US ALL INTO THE FAR FUTURE OF TUMBLR WHERE EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AMAZING OR SOMETHING.

KARKAT WILL You know what im fucking done writing like this its embarassing