anarchetypal:

okay but fake ah crew boys at the beach:

ray flat out doesn’t want to go, and instead of understanding that and letting him stay home, michael and gavin wrestle him into the car and hold him down in the back seat while he repeatedly hollers, “I AM BEING KIDNAPPED” out the open window (and, jesus, los santos pedestrians really could not give less of a fuck, that’s insulting)

the second they get there michael and gavin immediately race for the water, and geoff has to snag michael by the arm and drag him protesting back to the towels, “you’re putting on sunscreen, you are like two shades away from skim milk, it’ll take four goddamn minutes”

and geoff spends like the whole time sitting on a towel with a book until jack comes over saying, “hey, come get in the water for a while, it’s nice,” and geoff shuts him down like, “nope, not happening,” so jack sighs and ducks down, lifts geoff off the ground, and tosses him over his shoulder, at which point geoff is laughing at first like, “c’mon, no, cut it out” but quickly progresses to a panicked, “no, no, i don’t want to go in the water, i don’t, i swear to god, jack, jack— [high-pitched screaming]”

ray staunchly refuses to emerge from under the umbrella and doesn’t quite sulk for the first hour (because, wow, i was literally fifty points away from the last achievement in halo reach, thanks a lot, assholes), but then ryan shows up in swim trunks and his fucking skull mask and ray laughs so hard he cries.