thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!
loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun
thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!
loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone
Thor, through text: Brother, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk.
Loki, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone
Thor, through text: OK