ok you know what
i have walked or driven past this thing almost every day for a decade now and i am DONE
this is my neighbor’s yard. i don’t know them. they live up the street
they have had a ken doll stuck in a traffic cone in their front yard for a DECADE. traffic ken
this isn’t a random kid leaving their toys in the yard for a week. this is a deliberate design choice. this is their aesthetic. this must speak to them in profound and mysterious ways.
every time i come home i check to see if its still there and it always is
does anyone even live in this house??? is it abandoned? are they aliens? is this a code??
i will live and die haunted by the traffic ken