essiefied:

modern AUs that I need in my life

• I just woke up from a 6 month coma and I don’t remember anything about the past 5 years but that’s kind of okay because as a trade-off this gorgeous stranger sitting at my bedside is saying he’s my husband
• The benefit of being the only adult in this college course is commiserating about the woes of single-daddom over a beer with the hot professor
• Wait, I’m just the cameraman, I can’t fill in for the missing porn star on this set, wait a second no you don’t understa-
• We’re actors on a popular tv series and our two characters weren’t written to be a couple, but the fans are salivating over our onscreen “chemistry”, and now the director decided to change the script to add more sexual tension – how the hell am I supposed to keep my offscreen crush hidden now?
• Will you marry me? Also, surprise, I’m actually foreign royalty
• My incredibly attractive new boss is an asshole and I’m 97% positive he’s been consistently staring at my ass whenever I leave the room
• I’m sorry my kid punched your kid in the face, can I make it up to you over dinner?