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lesbianshepard:

do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee 

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss 

the world ends when his dog catches it

As cosmogonies go I’ve seen worse.

Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it

So Ragnarok?

God spelled in reverse is Dog too

Guys this is literally what the Norse believed the earth was like. Like, you’ve got the wolf, the frisbee earth, the god that created the giant dog, and you’re literally describing Ragnarok because during this time, the wolf eats the world. Like, the big fuck-off omnomnom pup comes along and that’s the end of the universe.

It’s even better cause ragnorok is supposed to be a cycle right? God throws the earth, dog catches, but brings it back, god throws it again. All one big cycle. Never ending game of fetch.