Aries: girl is pissed at her parents and rides an injured/hopeless horse in rebellion and wins a race
Taurus: lazy unemployed guy with a sense of humor and a heart of gold
Gemini: “that’s not my dream, dad…. it’s yours”
Cancer: character killed off to fuel man angst OR protagonist of YA dystopian film
Leo: supervillain who reveals plan to captured superhero and ends up failing because of it
Virgo: chaotic neutral 90’s movie hacker
Libra: “wow…. you… you look great”
Scorpio: shady morally grey leader who hides important information from everyone but overall has good intentions
Sagittarius: teenage coming-of-age protagonist who seeks adventure and ends up falling in love with a manic pixie dream girl
Capricorn: edgy, sharp minded femme fatale with no emotions
Aquarius: first to die, probably someone’s sister
Pisces: manic pixie dream girl that sagittarius falls in love with