roachpatrol:

no but seriously please consider the situation of rose landing on a vriska- equipped meteor. all the girls are a horrendous combination of thirteen and demonstrably attracted to women. 

vriska now has the dokis for kanaya, who wants nothing more to do with her. 

terezi has some amount of strange and terrible dokis for vriska, who has no fucking clue. 

kanaya and terezi each consider each other to be smart + nice, if also kind of dorky, and are generally pals

kanaya and terezi have each won some and lost some rounds of trolling against rose, consider her one of the less useless of humans

rose and kanaya have just met face to face and had their ‘oh god she’s hot’ moment. we do not know if terezi has also had an ‘oh god she’s hot’ moment, but if she is going to it’d be around now. she’s certainly into the strider-lalonde phenotype enough to have macked on dave, some, so that’s a data point. 

rose and vriska have never, to my knowledge, had anything to do with each other so far. that probably changes the minute rose touches down and vriska picks herself off the floor. 

what a great situation. what an awful, terrifying, magnificent situation. karkat and gamzee probably stay boyfriends because karkat won’t come out of the vents either. dave probably joins them. they all grow stunted and flinchy while the girls take over the rest of the meteor in a sort of strip-poker version of world war three.