punishandenslavesuckers:

epsilontucker:

Anyway, the Dakota twins have their own private comm channel and they use it to talk shit about other freelancers who are right next to them and convince Wash that they have twin telepathy.

#How could I have known what he was thinking Wash?? He didn’t even tell me. Oh look we said the same thing at the same time!#”Wow York I love your hair today.”#”Thanks!”#*switches channels* ”It looks like a fucking squirrel died on his head.