– lesbians can have sex without dicks
– gay men do not want to suck every man’s dick
– not all bisexual people want to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend
– pansexual people are not sexually attracted to pans or any other kitchen tools
– asexual people have already met the right person and that is the pizza delivery guy
– trans* persons are the masters of all four elements and I believe they can save the world