geoffsarms:

– lesbians can have sex without dicks

– gay men do not want to suck every man’s dick

– not all bisexual people want to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend

– pansexual people are not sexually attracted to pans or any other kitchen tools

– asexual people have already met the right person and that is the pizza delivery guy

– trans* persons are the masters of all four elements and I believe they can save the world