thequantumqueer:

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

kintatsujo:

people making all these nitpicks about Harry Potter canon and my only question is why didn’t we see people Cumberbatching Voldemort instead of calling him You Know Who like

“Oh no, it’s Moldywarts!”

“But we have to be careful because Toadybloat’s followers might hear”

“Ah yes the great and powerful Haggisplate”

“Refusal to say a name gives that name power, Harry.  But mutilating the hell out of it to the point that people can’t take it seriously anymore strips that power away.”

“Vimeofail… Volvodoor… Vulvadynia…  Fuck, what’s the Dark Lord’s real name again?  I can’t fucking remember.”

tommy