skookymeichang:

Everyone talks about how good friends Slytherin and Hufflepuff will be but can you imagine that with Gryffindor and Ravenclaw I mean
“That’s not safe”
“It’s as safe as it could ever be man”
“I did the calculations and doing ‘parkour’ on the staircases comes with a 99.36% chance of fatal injury”
“I guess I just have to be that .64%”
“That is soooo statically incorrect”