me: grabs my superwholock pencil from my superwholock briefcase that i bring into school that has spaghetti and cheeto stains on it.
jock with huge muscles and he’s really dumb: haha!! you’re a superwholock i’m gonna beat you up after school
me: *le scared*
*teacher that looks exactly like dean, sam, matt smith and david tennant, AND benedoodle crumplecakes comes up between us.
teacher: hey super big jock guy (that’s his actual name xDDD) i wouldn’t do that if i were you
*jock looks at him and grabs his footsoccerbasketball and his lacrossebaseball batstick and stand up*
jock: i’m gonna beat you up teacher man
*teacher looks at him and then inserts his whole arm into his asshole and takes out a sonic screwdriver and fucking stabs the jock in the eye and throws him in the closet*
me: woah……
teacher: you didn’t see anything *winks*
*he then walks up to his board and PULLS A LEVER AND THE BOARD SPINS AROUND AND THERE’S A SECRET ROOM WITH SUPERWHOLOCK POSTOERS EVERYWHERE AND HE LEADS ME IN THERE AND WE WROTE FANFICTION FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND WE WACTHCED BENDOVER CUMONMYPANTS ON TV!!!!!