thesylverlining:

beggars-opera:

If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

There’s a story that Freddie Mercury didn’t know how to use a microwave and actually called their manager in the middle of the night to ask how to heat up tea with it so yeah, I can totally believe this.