There’s a legend here in Brazil about a ghostly creature called the “Hairy Leg” (Perna Cabeluda). It’s just a ghostly, disembodied hairy leg that hops around kicking people, and then disappearing into the night.
I GENUINELY WANT TO SEE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS
FUCK SHARKNADO, GIVE ME SOME LEGEND OF THE LEG ASAP
JUST IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES
YOU GOT A “CABIN IN THE WOODS” LIKE SCENARIO
“I hear something, Johnny! It’s…It’s coming. A rhythmic, thumping sound, growing louder… Oh God, it’s coming for us all!”
THEN A GIANT FUCKING LEG KICKS DOWN THE DOOR AND PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING BUT IT JUST FUCKIN IN FALLS OVER AND FLAILS ON THE GROUND ON ACCOUNT OF IT BEING A BIG ASS DISEMBODIED HAIRY LEG
WHY DOES THIS NOT EXIST YET C’MON PEOPLE