punishandenslavesuckers:

epsilontucker:

epsilontucker:

RVB theories: being blue team’s leader is bad luck. Captain Flowers died. Church died. Wash is going to die. Either through some self-sacrificial redemption bullshit or as a result of a fatal aspirin allergy. Fuck aspirin

Alternatively: Agent Washington is uniquely suited to being blue team’s leader on account of being virtually immortal

Wanted: Blue Team Leader

Requirements: Be a literal fucking cockroach. Take blame for stupid shit we do.