whencartoonsruletheworld:

patrexes:

patrexes:

gods but they have patreons

pledge at least 1$/mo to be counted as a follower. for 5$/mo you get free coffee and bagels at the local place of worship. for 15$/mo they’ll answer at least one (1) prayer per month

Okay I hate to intrude but didn’t this happen and isn’t it why Martin Luther wrote his 95 theses