CSIRO: *invents aeroguard*
CSIRO: *invents wireless internet*
CSIRO: *invents world’s first effective influenza treatment*
CSIRO: *invents polymer plastic bank notes*
CSIRO: *invents the word petrichor*
CSIRO: *invents vaccine to prevent animal-human spread of Hendra*
CSIRO: *invents extended-wear contact lenses*
CSIRO: *invents way of superheating steam with solar panels*
Government: Let’s cut funding to the CSIRO.