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what if vriska was john’s really competetive gpa-bumper-sticker soccer mom

ok you know what nobody gave a shit about this post but i think about it a lot. like. imagine 7 year old john on a soccer team and vriska is his legal guardian and he wants to have fun with his friends and vriska wants him to KICK THE OTHER TEAMS ASS she laughs at all the other moms for having sub-par kids. her kid is the best. he is dressed the best. she dressed him. and his outfit is perfect. what’s YOUR kid wearing, trudy, are those legwarmers I see? some TIE-DYE? hahahahahahahaha

she brings better snacks to the games than the other moms. orange slices? orange slices are for fucking losers. vriska gets costco muffins and watermelon. take that, trudy. fucking trudy thinks she’s so great because her kid is a math prodigy. well can her kid play piano? I didn’t fucking THINK so.

vriska makes john throw a house party while she’s out of town so he’ll be popular instead of a weird nerd

‘aw mom’, he says