runningbox11:

“I want a story with non-sexualized lesbians!”

“I want a story where gender and sexuality is neutral!”

“I want a story with well-developed characters with realistic flaws!”

“I want a story with good/conflicted villians!”

“I want a story with a lot of shipping possibilities!”

“I want a story with a fuck ton of meow cats!”

“I want a story-”

“I want a number four meal with-”

“I’m sorry, no, I was ordering a-”

“Ma’am would you please stop showing me a picture of a green hou-”