warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

  BAM!