i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

the rocking chair trope in horror movies never make sense to me. they go insanely slow so i don’t understand how that can be scary

like, just imagine a rocking chair at full speed and try not to piss your own pants out of fear

the chair killed them before they could finish their sentence. rip