humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
She’s cute
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
BURN
OH THAT WAS GOLD
That is one of the best burns I’ve seen in a while.