OK GUYS I’M NOT SURE BUT I THINK ROXY AND MOM MIGHT BE THE SAME PERSON????
THEY’RE EVEN WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT…??
someone missed homestuck
If you haven’t listened to Cabin Pressure you don’t know what true happiness is.
Nipplegate 2012: Concluding Thoughts.
Nipplegate 2012: Concluding Thoughts.
I think it’s time that we begin a global discussion focusing on Disney’s blatant disregard for nipple consistency.
As we’ve established, Aladdin doesn’t have any nipples.
It’s weird.
But what’s weirder is that there is no nipple continuity in any Disney movies.
Triton is allowed to have nipples.
So is Shang.
And so is Tarzan,
but as you can tell by Jane’s face, I think his being shirtless is the least of our worries.
David has nipples too, and a tattoo which is pretty nifty.
We’re not even going to get into Zeus’ weird as shit Cinnabon shaped nipples.
However, Kocoum isn’t allowed to have nipples, unless, as previously suggested, Disney believes that he had to earn his in battle.
I’m like 90% sure Quasimodo doesn’t have nipples, but I also think there are bigger issues here than his nipples.
Characters in Peter Pan are also nippleless, but that movie was made in 1950 so the entire nation was probably trying to deny the existence of nipples.
Gaston also doesn’t have nipples unless they’re concealed in his chest hair and honestly I don’t want to look.
Lastly, I have yet to find photographic evidence but apparently characters in Atlantis do not have nipples, at least Milo doesn’t.
My friends, I think we have stumbled on something bigger than us. Is Disney trying to send us messages via nipple omission? Can these animators be trusted? What does it all mean?
Only time and shirtless musical dance numbers can tell.
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
imagine benedict cumberbatch walking into your house and flinging himself down on your couch and yelling ‘I AM HERE TO STAY’ and then he doesn’t get up again and when you come near him he hisses. that’s the backstory of the hobbit
MY FAVOURITE POST OF ALL TIME IS BACK
GUSTAV THE GREAT.
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
How much flammen could a flammenwerfer werf?
hey
the lines in the arrows in Homestuck represent the number of kids and trolls in each session
you’re welcome
this is the single most infuriating thing to me because
IT S A HOUSE AND I JUST GOT IT AN DW OW SELF WOW
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