If you like Cabin Pressure, you WILL watch this video and you WILL drown in your own tears of pain and feels. How can you even make something like this?! It’s a radio show! A comedy! This should not be possible!
This is amazing, just watch it OK?
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Fucking fuckers
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh… yeah?
dude: ok then, who’s that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I’m enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that’s what I thought. He’s called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don’t even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you’re not a real fan.
me:
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh… what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don’t know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can’t possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don’t know as much about the human body as I do, you can’t possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude: Um, I… wow. You’re right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
i-knew-right-from-the-beginning:
This is for all the Aussies out there who get a hot summer Christmas
Aussie Jingle Bells In A Rusty Holden Ute
no joke i actually got taught this song in primary school
I’m not even from Australia and I sung this at primary school a few times. The only disadvantage of being the smaller, better, sibling
This is the best version of Jingle Bells
never think that neopets has no application in real life
neopets teaches you
- the banking system
- responsibility
- supply and demand
- haggling
- auctioning
- value
- people are big bags of dicks
never think that neopets has no application in real life
neopets teaches you
- the banking system
- responsibility
- supply and demand
- haggling
- auctioning
- value
- people are big bags of dicks
never think that neopets has no application in real life
neopets teaches you
- the banking system
- responsibility
- supply and demand
- haggling
- auctioning
- value
- people are big bags of dicks
sAME AS IT EVER WAS,
