My Teacher: It’s interesting that all of the letters in the word ‘listen’ are also in the word ‘silent’
Me: It’s interesting that all of the letters in the word ‘subtext’ are also in the word–
My Friend: No.

innoverse:

Guys, we all need to queue a post set for December 22, 12:01 AM that says ‘I survived!’ so that even if we don’t live, the aliens who inhabit our planet in the future can be paranoid about the tumblr users still alive and colonizing somwhere

best prank ever

imagine their faces when they discover queue

if they have faces

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

why in horror films when they show kids drawings they all have smiley faces and slightly human proportions when actual kids drawings are really bleak and surreal and unsettling like this

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