Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
NOOOOOOO
(Source: http://ungrammaticholiday.tumblr.com/)
give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E
i can give you a D
I’ll give you an N and an O
looks like the E is…missing
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
GOD THAT TOOK ME LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND THEN I STARTED CRYING FROM BOTH LAUGHTER AND SHAME
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
