midnight is approaching
a single cry pierces the night
the moose lord has fallen
maple syrup supplies are running low
igloos are melting
everyone spontaneously forgets to write the letter “u” in “colour”
the apocolypse has begun
hey don’t forgetus in the west, we still have 4 hours before midnight
good luck my fellow canadian
may the maple be with you
Update on the apocalypse from Britain;
WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA
I REPEAT
WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA
ABORT
ABORT
check the harbor
Update from England.
Basically we’ve barricaded ourselves in Buckingham Palace and we’re all sitting around drinking tea, tutting at the apocalypse as the fires of hell rain down upon us.
There’s no electricity so we can’t toast our crumpets.
The Queen is unamused.
If I told you how much I needed a reason to post this, I wouldn’t have time to post it.
so new zealanders are being mauled by sheep, kangaroos are staging a coup in australia and the netherlands are reporting demon cows. well good thing i live in america what animal could possib-
oh
oh god
guys if we die i just want you to know that rose tyler i —
oh gOD NO JESUS WHY GUYS I THINK THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME A DAY EARLY I WAS JUST CAUSALLY LOOKING OUT OF MY WINDOW AND OUT OF NO WHERE MY EYES WERE BLINDED TO THE POINT OF PHYSICAL PAIN BY SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL AND RADIENT WHAT IS
oh snap yall nevermind i was just lookin in a mirror
