accio-the-tardis:

Apocalypse Update: Australia

Dead. We just joined the New Zealanders in hell

Satan is a pretty chill guy

He makes a lot of pop culture references

does he look like mark pellegrino

APOCALYPSE UPDATE FROM AUSTRALIA

congratulationsyoubrokeme:

Kangaroos everywhere with a murderous gleam in their eyes.
Drop bears landing on unsuspecting passers by to eat their intestines.
Extremely venomous snakes the longer than humans slithering at our feet, waiting to attack.
Spiders covering every wall.
Crocodiles are emerging onto land and are trying to attack small children.
Dingoes are stealing babies.

So yeah, all is normal so far but I’ll be sure to let you all know when the apocalypse begins.