Take solace in the fact Abbott doesn’t believe in climate change. Eventually the country will flood and he’ll be too scared to get on a boat.
The more I think about this, the angrier I get with the Australian general public. I really resent the fact that a country I love and cherish is now on a one-way ticket down the gurgler to shitsville because so many people were too stupid to see through the biased media, too ignorant to educate themselves on important issues, or just plain too bigoted to give a shit about anyone who isn’t a white, heterosexual man.
All hail the Mighty Glow Cloud.: annagarny: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like the Apocalypse has…
Well Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like the Apocalypse has arrived ahead of schedule.
There’s no need to panic though, it will be a slow and steady descent into Hell. If we all calmly form an orderly line at the airport we’ll be able to leave before it all collapses around…
Tony ‘Climate change is absolute crap’ Abbott
Tony ‘Abortion is convenient’ Abbott
Tony ‘Woman will never approach equal representation’ Abbott
Tony ‘Homosexuality threatens me’ Abbott
Tony ‘It’s not everyone’s place to come to Australia’ Abbott
I think you’re forgetting Tony ‘It’s the place of indigenous Australian’s to pick up trash’ Abbott
survival guide to living under an abbott government
- be white
- be rich
- be heterosexual
- and a male
- hate brown people
- that’s literally it
Solidarity to the Australians that are going to get hit hardest by this election result.
I’ve never been ‘scared’ as an Australian citizen. I’ve always had faith in my Government to do the best by its people. Today that faith has been shaken. Under Tony Abbotts government I can only imagine that we will go backwards as a nation. Backwards in foreign policy, backwards in education and health care, backwards in combatting climate change, backwards in workers rights.
It’s a sad, sad day for me. I almost can’t believe this is happening.
September 7th: Australian election
September 8th: Australian revolution