Tag: australia

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

tinkerlu:

i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE

and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”

is ur grass australian

abbottoirblues:

Mr. Abbott accidentally mistakes a tire for a poor person and attempts to stomp it to death.

goonsac:

i love how “the snow” is a destination in australia

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

uGHHHH YOU FREAK GO AWAY

absurdom:

A summAry of TOny AbbOTT

• I’m not sexist my wife and daughters are women
• I’m not homophobic my sister is a homosex
• I’m not racist but refugees are probably terrorists 
• Families and stop the boats