can tony abbott just
shut
the
fuck
up
Australian national anthem: for those who’ve come across the seas we’ve boundless plains to share, with courage let us all combine to advance australia fair
Australian politicians: STOP THE EVIL BOAT PEOPLE
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
I was going to take a drink every time I hear ‘stop the boats’ until the election but then I might be so shitfaced I accidentally vote for the coalition
australia is shortened to au because it’s an alternative universe where summer is winter and platypuses exist.
fact: australians pronounce “what’s going on?“ as “scarnon”
90% of australian television is just white people crying about cooking or renovating.
IM GLAD SOMEONE IS FINALLY SAYING SOMETHING