If I had to explain Australia in one video, it would be this.
The Today Show is the top rated breakfast program in Australia. This is the morning after The Logies, which is like the Aussie version of the Emmys. Karl Stefanovic, one of the hosts of Today, is still drunk when they went to air at 6am.
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In Australia, “I’m up for that" and “I’m down for that" mean the same thing
I wish the Australian government was my boyfriend so I could break up with them.
tony abbott stated that "we (australians) only sleep safe at night because of the rough guys on our borders" no, i sleep safely at night because i live in a country where i don’t have to fear religious or political persecution, gendered oppression/violence, or a bomb being dropped on my house, as well as many other terrible things that asylum seekers and refugees are fleeing from when they get on a leaky boat and brave dangerous seas in hope of a better life. in fact mr abbott, i toss and turn because i know people are drowning and being cruelly detained for wanting a better life for them and there family, and because i know that there is a real chance you could be running my country.
Nothing beats Australian News.
oh my god ahahahahaha
welcome to my country.
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i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia
and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes
“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”
Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one
I believe you call them flip-flops my good man
If you’re Australian and you give a shit about human rights read this and be angry because it’s absolutely fucking disgusting and everyone should know that