Tag: australia

freudianslippers:

ok im gonna rant about australian politics for a sec 

which motherfucker thought a leadership vote was a good idea? are you freaking serious there was no possible positive outcome to that. either Kevin Rudd was elected back, which means like wow you cant kick someone out of pm and then bring them back in when your current leader is fuckin shit up left and right. thats flaky as fuck dudes. flaky as fuck. If JGils was elected to continue her reign of what the fucking shit am i doing then chances are, the votes would be very very close (like 50ish-40ish) and abbott would be able to cut them down SO easy (a lot of ur party dont even want you in power why should the rest of australia huh h u h) 

like what the fuck did you expect you fucks im so fucking mad rn 

fuck 

heavyweaponsgirl:

“Did Gillard not have a fair run because of her gender?”

well gee, idk

DID JOHN HOWARD HAVE SIGNS WAVED AT HIM STATING ‘DITCH THE WITCH”

DID HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS STAND NEXT TO SIGNS SAYING “BOB BROWN’S BITCH?”

DID RUDD FACE CHAIN EMAILS FEATURING HIM WEARING A DILDO PREPARING TO FUCK THE INDEPENDENTS?

DID KEATING’S OPPOSITION CREATE MENUS FOR PARTY DINNER’S DESCRIBING HIS PENIS AND ‘SMALL BREASTS, LARGE THIGHS’?

DID HAWKE FACE REGULAR, LEGITIMATE COMMENTARY, NOT ON HIS POLITICS, BUT ON THE WAY HIS JACKETS MADE HIS BUTT LOOK TOO LARGE?

DID FRASER GET QUESTIONED AS TO HIS FITNESS AS PRIME MINISTER BECAUSE HE WASN’T MARRIED?

DID WHITLAM GET ASKED IF HIS PARTNER WAS GAY? OR HAD HIS DEAD PARENT’S INSULTED?

you tell me