[MUFFLED FRUSTRATED SCREAMING FROM AUSTRALIA SOUNDING IN THE DISTANCE]
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like is australian politics a reality tv show??? “win or quit politics foREVER”
Pronouncing Australian cities: A guide
(don’t take this too seriously, please. Us Australians have lazy accents)
Sydney
- Incorrect: SIDE-nee
- Correct: SID-nee
Melbourne
- Incorrect: MEL-born
- Correct: MEL-bin / MEL-ben
Canberra
- Incorrect: Can-BARE-a
- Correct: CAM-bra (Yes. That’s really how we say it.)
Brisbane
- Incorrect: BRIS-bane
- Correct: BRIZ-bin / BRIZ-ben
Adelaide
- Incorrect: A-DEAL-aid
- Correct: ADD-el-aid
Darwin & Perth
- Try and fuck these up, I dare you.
I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god
only in australia
wait how did the emus win
have you ever met an emu
tNOy abbott